People who carve their initials in beech trees and various other wood surfaces in parks and natural areas. No, I really didn’t need to know you were here, and frankly, I wish you hadn’t been.
People driving golf carts on city streets. Legal or not, they are annoying. They belong on golf courses or in retirement communities and I don’t live on or in either. Then they don’t pull over when you’re behind them trying to drive down the street faster than 10 miles per hour.
Stepping in dog shit.
Spam text messages that begin with phrases like, “Are you still there?”, “Can I call you?”, or “Hey, are you busy?”). No, no, and yes. Just leave me alone.
Rude people. It’s a sad day when we have signs like this in our retail stores.

Zealots, whatever the cause.
Large crowds and waiting in line.
Ignorance and stupidity. Einstein said, the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Arrogance of any kind. Young or old. Humble thyself and you will be exalted.
Cockroaches, house centipedes, and camel crickets.
People who don’t stop talking on their cell phones while checking out at the store. Have a little respect.
